Is everything around here homemade?

We grow our own avacados, peaches, figs, tomatos, cucumbers, and lavader. I make our own curtains, quilts, and Christmas cards. But, really, Travis is taking it a bit too far, don't you think? He made his own bike. That's right, he bought the parts and built it himself. He really, really, really wanted a road bike but it just wasn't in the budget. Leave it to him to find a way. I shouldn't be too surprised, I believe the computer I'm working on right now was also built by him. How can I beat that?